“Hello everyone, this is Greg. Um... I'm in Cincinnati, I was scheduled to get back into Austin tonight but my plane got way delayed in Birmington, and so I'm spending the night here and getting back in tomorrow morning. Um... I'll post more about my trip when I actually get back tomorrow sometime. You know, whenever. But uh, just wanted to say hi I guess. Ah, I don't know. Bye!”
I feel dumb, cuz I didn't actually know where you were. So heh, now I realize that was "Burlington". What I heard was an amalgam of Birmingham and Binghampton. I did learn an interesting tidbit from all this, though, which is that some people, even those who are seemingly familiar with the area (from context) call Birmingham, AL "Birmington".